Dr. Ruben Brawth: Cloning Skin for Simple Folks

Dr. Brawth Clones Family Skin!

Dr Ruben Brawth

Bringing First Class Flesh to Simple Folks Like You

I offer cloning for folks who don’t have quality flesh. These folks in need may also not have the skills or finances to refurbish their epidermal facilities.

That is where I come in. My name is Ruben Brawth and I’m an expert in the medical cloning field. I live for the art of flesh, my two boats (one of which is old) & all the lovely girls of the world who don’t need new skin at all! Some of them do but that’s un secret pervertit interzis. ⚒

In laymen’s tongue: I create new flesh for you and your family regardless of social ranking or good jobs. We can’t all be a Musk even if we want to! Toata lumea vrea sa conduca lumea!!

New Skin Forever!

I clone flesh. What that means is that I use the old flesh cells and graft fresh, superior flesh to replace/compliment the existing skin. You will literally have the pielea unui copil mic. I have cloned and replicated skin and flesh for over 20 months professionally! I’m fascinated by the work, which has many uses including Covid. and I’m adept it at it. I offer cloning for folks who don’t have quality flesh. My brain was made to clone skin for regulars like you! Your family too! I have a family and I’ll make skin for them if they ever find a need for New Flesh or if there is a need for extra!

I am nice to meet and call me Ruben not Doctor!

I will clone your skin tomorrow!

Epithelial renewal in skin is achieved by the constant turnover and differentiation of keratinocytes. Three popular hypotheses have been proposed to explain basal keratinocyte regeneration and epidermal homeostasis:

asymmetric division (stem-transit amplifying cell); 2) populational asymmetry (progenitor cell with stochastic fate); and 3) populational asymmetry with stem cells. In this study, we investigated lineage dynamics using these hypotheses with a 3D agent-based model of the epidermis. The model simulated the growth and maintenance of the epidermis over three years. The offspring of each proliferative cell was traced. While all lineages were preserved in asymmetric division, the vast majority were lost when assuming populational asymmetry. The third hypothesis provided the most reliable mechanism for self-renewal by preserving genetic heterogeneity in quiescent stem cells and also inherent mechanisms for skin ageing and the accumulation of genetic mutation.

It’s as easy as a pot of usual spagetti like that.. You do the cooking, and leave the recreation of flesh using modern cloning technology to the Doctor. Doctor Ruben Brawth. I come from Romania and I live in New York State. I have two boats that I love to sail. I have two children with my ex wife and a lot of friends.

Dr. Brawth, Help Me!

I have cloned and replicated skin and flesh for over 8 months. I’m fascinated by the work and I’m perfect at it. I deliver cloning for simple folks who don’t have high tier flesh. My brain was made to clone skin for regulars like you! Your family too!

I have a family and I’ll make skin for them if they ever find a need for Ruben Brawth’s New Flesh!

Dr Ruben Brawth

I will clone your skin in your home whenever is right for you, your family and your career or hobby!

Epithelial renewal in skin is achieved by the constant turnover and differentiation of keratinocytes. Three popular hypotheses have been proposed to explain basal keratinocyte regeneration and epidermal homeostasis: 1) asymmetric division (stem-transit amplifying cell); 2) populational asymmetry (progenitor cell with stochastic fate); and 3) populational asymmetry with stem cells. In this study, we investigated lineage dynamics using these hypotheses with a 3D agent-based model of the epidermis. The model simulated the growth and maintenance of the epidermis over three years. The offspring of each proliferative cell was traced. While all lineages were preserved in asymmetric division, the vast majority were lost when assuming populational asymmetry. The third hypothesis provided the most reliable mechanism for self-renewal by preserving genetic heterogeneity in quiescent stem cells and also inherent mechanisms for skin ageing and the accumulation of genetic mutation.

#I love my family.

I am yours to refresh, right? E-mail me and we can build your future and your ! Ruben@Clone.skin

Brawthed - My Blawg

Dr. Ruben Brawth’s Blawg

15/11/2022

Hello! Ruben is here again to introduce Brawthed. This is blawg that lives at the bottom of my page and it’s going to make you drop your jaws.

Today’s update is about the two topics of my entry for the day. Tuesday, 15th of November, 2022 A.D. Use your brain and imagine if it was B.C. and time was going in the other backwards direction! Eventually I would go back into mother’s womb to spend my last days before taking shelter in scrotul tatălui.

Today I am tired and I almost shed tears as my fingers does on Baby Jesus his birthday.

Some of you may have confusion because I do not rip your skin off. I only remove the skin after I have a clone of fresh skin ready. I look at your skin or your sister’s skin and I see the pimples and the eruptions and we cry together. Don’t fear, there is an adventure for you, your family and Dr. Brawth.

There are beautiful women across the world who do great things. Sometimes those women and the husband and brothers or sisters have extra skin from being big or because they are a corpse or had their skin replaced by a doctor just like me. Maybe they even have my wool sweater too! :)

My point is that I take that skin in my hands and I put it inside of my dry ice suitcase. Then, I take pictures of it. Wait. I take pictures of the skin first and I then after put it in my suitcase with the dry ice as cold as a curse. I take it to my home lab in Las Angeles and I use cloning to make more. Then I send YOU and YOUR FAMILY the images and I say. This is your new skin, no? You say “YES, I bet you!”" and I say well PAY me haha. Just kidding but payment is a big part of what I do.

I will replace your poor skin. You are ugly? I will fix you forever with Ruben Brawth’s Cloned Flesh. It is simples 5-6-7-8-9-10.

“I will pay for my new skin and you can live the adventure and meet a new wife who isn’t mean”. You will say that. I will say “I am coming over right now.”

I enter your house and put you to sleep with gas. I have 3 assistants who will enter once you dream. Together, we remove the zit skin that makes children vomit and screams of grandfathers. I put your old skin in my #2 suitcase that does not have any dry ice at all. This suitcase is opened on the fast freeways of America. I feed the old skin to the road. This is after I put your new skin on.

I leave. You sleep more for 3 days. My 4 assistants check mail and bring the children and the wife to work. They do it all so you can dream of Dr. Ruben Brawth’s Cloned Skin. You wake up with skin of child and my assistants cover you with technology oils to heal the pain for a week.

My assistants leave and they take your money to me. We agree on money before my assistants leave. I prefer to agree on prices before my assistants pass the threshold to your family’s casa frumoasa.

It is simple and I am Dr. Ruben Brawth the tired doctor at the end of my blawg #1. Let me do your business and shed your filthy skin for permanent life.

-DRB

Embrassing Flesh? Let Me Clone It!